christesperate

overly desperate, longing for love; acting a fool (head over heels)

He fell in love with her and only ever saw her walking down the street. He's christesperate!!

by funnygal527 February 15, 2020

Chrysler Crossfire

Literally a cockblock. If you own one, this is why you don't get laid.

"Man, I can't believe I'm 36 and a virgin. Maybe it's time I sell my Chrysler Crossfire so I can get some poon!"

by VanillaThunderStick March 5, 2020

Chryslerer

The title of someone who removes spray paint from a car that has been deeply vandalized.
Generally used in context of Chrysler’s

Oh yeah I know a guy that can get that paint of man, he’s a real chryslerer.

by Nesciovir July 16, 2020

chrysto

A person with a big penis,hot,smart all girls want to loose there virginity to him

O my god Chrysto has such a big penis let’s fuck him

by Chrysto September 22, 2020

Christen Dugger

An amazing TikToker who is so supportive to her fans and deserves everything she has gotten and more

Christen Dugger is my favorite TikToker!

by Unicornsss January 18, 2021

Christeta

Christeta is a bhaddie with a heart. Christeta is also someone who is independent, hardworking and she can also pull off anything. Christeta is someone who puts family first. Christeta is the best at everything she does. Christeta is the definition of a boss B with a huge heart.

My mom's name is Christeta!

by Therealbhaddie February 28, 2021

christen ally

jean kirschtein’s wife😁

person: damn i really wish i had some jean kirschtein rn😩
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧

by jean kirschtein’s wife March 1, 2021