Christmas Noobs

All the people who just got Black Ops for Christmas. Resulting in many free kills and fun.

Look at all these Christmas noobs, no prestige and under level 20.

by bob the hitman dole December 27, 2010

Christmas Ham

The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.

Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?

by Melnyk November 26, 2007

Worse than christmas

When something is really just plain bad.

"He just got hit by a milktruck!"
"Thats even worse than christmas

by Ray Ng June 20, 2008

christmas bud

Also known as California Christmas bud. Seasonal type of canibis that grows in California which consists of a very light green color, fuzzy texture and smell of pine.
This type of marijuana spreads like wildfire throughout the entire southwestern United States during it's season (december). It's value is up to 3 or more times as its conventional counterparts.
Also called Christmas Tree Bud, or Christmas Weed.
It is most likely the best quality of marijuana grown in the United States.

Whoa dude, this Christmas Bud got me stoned for about 5 hours with just a couple of hits.

by Matthew Oshun December 16, 2007

christmasize

to decorate an item or gift, to look all shiny, bright and christmassy.

i have christmasized a food hamper by adding christmassy bows and gold lametta and then gift wrapping the hamper.

by jennyr21 October 17, 2010

Christmas foreplay

The act of trying to get people into the mood for Christmas well ahead of the actual date of the holiday, usually by retailers to try to get people to buy merchandise.

Shopper #1: "Christmas Carols? already? For fuck sakes I just put away the Halloween deocorations".

Shopper #2: "It's Christmas foreplay, dude. Comes earlier every year. Sick"

by lleh yadiloh December 1, 2010

Christmas ham

an extremely huge ass on an ethnic girl. resembles the size of a Christmas Day ham.

Look, Adolf! That girl's Christmas ham is spicy!

by beandipsantana May 4, 2014