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Choking Hazard

A penis at least 18 inches in length
"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."
by JohnMcCayne March 27, 2009
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chanking

food that is spat out
'im not eating that chanking'
by .heathen. October 30, 2006
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Chonging a Grett

Smoking a Cigerrette, when used in conjuntion with the word green can be used to describe smoking a joint i.e. "Chonging a green grett". Used be spoken in a piss take chav voice...
Me: What you up to mate.
Cullen: Chonging a grett blud.
by p455w0rd June 3, 2010
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choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.
I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work
by SStampley July 21, 2013
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'Chinging It'

To act with an Asian persona in order to gain either positive or negative attention from an attractive female; usually at a bar or nightclub.
"Hey check this out bro, I'm totally gonna start 'chinging it' to let that slut know I'm keen."
"Nice bro!"

"But I don't even know how to talk to girls!"
"Fuck it dude, just begin 'chinging it'."

"I was thinking about 'chinging it' tonight."
"That's what I was going to do!"

"Ew, look at that creep 'chinging it' from across the floor."
"What a loser."
by MonsieurCheeba January 3, 2014
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choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb
Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams
by Assedo123 June 12, 2017
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