Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

by H Fowler July 29, 2012

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Cheap Chinese Made Crap

Cheap Chinese Made Crap means we love China so much, we not only gave them our jobs, but they make things not built to last.

Hey, why did you buy those pants from Walmart? You know that's just Cheap Chinese Made Crap

by Binfordman-1 March 29, 2013

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Chipesh • chips • Chinese • Chinese finger trap • Chinese Food • Chives • CHINESE FIREDRILL • Chupes • Chinese New Year • chipster

Mr. Chidester

The bestest teacher on the earf.

"hey do you know who the bestest teacher on the earf?"
"isn't it Mr. Chidester????"

by maccaandcheeseforlife April 8, 2019

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Chinese Flipper

The embodiment of the vocalizations made by Asian women during sexual intercourse.

"Tanya" woke up everyone in the house with her Chinese Flippering

by karen pressley March 5, 2009

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Chinese Democracy Syndrome

Chinese Democracy Syndrome (or C.D.S. for short) is a syndrome inwhich an individual tries to make something too "perfect". It's often used as a comical reference to the long awaited Gun N' Roses album Chinese Democracy.

Ted: How's that art project coming along?

Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.

by Assasaurus January 3, 2009

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