Satan's Children 

Satan's Children the only place where you can learn the ways of lucifer himself. With the power of Satan the people of Satan's Children have cured world hunger and really cringe discord users.

Hey looks it's one of the people of the Satan's Children discord server!!!! ohh is that the {insert generic discord user here] who killed all the jews!!!!!

Satan's Children by Je SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS February 26, 2021

Think of the children

The meaning of the phrase originaly was against child labor,until now where it got reduced to a logical fallacy
and a catchtphrase for entitled moms and dads everywhere

Karen says "Cancel adult swim,its too scary for my 2 year old Tommy!"

Darryl says "Think of the children!

Think of the children by JohnnyB.Emo September 3, 2021

Fuck the children 

Changing babies and toddlers with proper consideration for cleaning services

I'm not sure how to fuck the children but my wife doesn't require any tape.

Fuck the children by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. 

Attention parents and grandparents of young children. Gerber Life® is accepting applications for their affordable grow up plan! The grow up plan gives your child $10,000 dollars in whole life insurance protection now, and doubles automatically to $20,000 dollars later, at no extra cost! Free information will be sent to parents and grandparents who call now! Don’t wait, help give your child a head-start, for just pennies a day! Don’t wait, call now for free information. Call 1-800-829-8866. Call now!

Dude I just signed my kid up for Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. Hopefully he gets a head start for just pennies a day.

Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

Iraqi children 

n. Tiny creatures found in the desert. Generally gregarious, sometimes to the point of annoyance. Infatuated with American Soldiers. Speaks arabic and usually english, fluent in all english curse words and insults due to hours spent emulating Soldiers. Easily identified by the sound "mista, mista."

Iraqi child 1: mista, mista, mista, mista, MISTA, mista, mista, MISTA!!!!!

Soldier: I see you, chill the fuck out. What do you want.

Iraqi child 1: (perplexed, attemps phrase in broken english) Chill the fuck out???

*exit soldier, enter another random Iraqi child.

Iraqi child1: chill the fuck out.

OR

Soldier 1: How was your mission?

Soldier 2: It was alright, I taught some Iraqi children the lyrics to Gin and Juice.

Iraqi children by firestarter6 February 4, 2009

jachary’s children

groupchat on instagram of girls from san francisco that were rude to sassy.herr0n and ughjackavery. plus they’re also snakes!!!!!!!

i love jachary’s children

jachary’s children by cv.marais October 8, 2018

I'll play like the children are little bugs in mah web. 

One of the funniest lines in any movie.
From wordFamily Guy/word

I'll play like the children are little bugs in mah web. by larstait October 16, 2003