children

A human being, just like you.

I still don't understand why adults think that every child is stupid, bitchy, bratty, or spoilt. Then they forget to say that they were kids. Then, they say how much tough times they've been through when they were children and not think about the tough times us children STILL go through. It's stupid, and I find it discriminating.
From,
A child.

Child: I'm glad I can hang out with children like myself.

by Livin Under Mi Roch October 20, 2015

knuckle children

The sperm that gets on the knuckles after one masturbates (noun)

after doing the knuckle shuffle Jimmy's knuckle children were wiped off onto his sister's bedsheets.

by NixTheMasterOfTheWenis April 12, 2006

Children's Dictionary

A dictionary that doesn't have sad word or complicated words in it.

I don't like the mean words in my dictionary, let's use a Children's Dictionary.

by Adventure Pup 98607 June 14, 2016

Children of the Porn

Children conceived while porn is being filmed.

Hey, is it true that you and your siblings are Children of the Porn?

by BobTeBuild October 20, 2018

Children

Mini crackheads

Children are mini crackheads

by Telshak7648 May 31, 2019

Children

Something that is commonly found in basements

Quinn: do you have any children?
Meghan: yeah I have some in my basement
Quinn: what-
Meghan: don’t you have children in your basement?

by JessicaIsntMyRealName June 26, 2020

Childrens touch

When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.

My fingers are so tasty after the Childrens touch.

by anonymous December 21, 2020