Changed Man

When you're out with the boys and a girl comes and talks to to one of them, and all of a sudden he becomes a new man acting all cool and shit. Acts professional and doesn't really joke around. Tries not to associate him with you guys anymore.

*Girls walks in*
Alex: *Casually pulls up sleeve to display watch* *Acts cool*
Alex: "Hey girls whats up,the drinks are on me"
The Boys; "Damn what a Changed Man"

by TheKing35 January 15, 2019

Colombian Sex Change

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.

Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.

by Applejacks1898 December 28, 2014

Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

The best quote out of part 2 of act 1 in "A Very Potter Musical". This causes Ron to call Ginny, who greets an asian girl as Cho, a 'racist sister'.

Three girls: Cho Chang, happy happy new year, Cho Chang, gong hey fat choy...

Ginny: Cho Chang! Mah name iz Ginnee Weaslee, it iz verie nice to meet youh!

Asian: Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

by Fryen Pan November 30, 2009

Channel changer

A remote most commonly used for a television.

Hey, will you toss me the channel changer so that we can watch the game instead?

by Leannahhh January 2, 2012

Cho Chang

Any girl who's super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot.

Guy 1: I heard you hooked up with Lindy last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a total Cho Chang.

by clamcake July 26, 2009

alabama lane change

The Alabama Lane Change is the act of purposely shoving your penis into a girls butt unexpectedly while doing it doggy style.

me: "dude you should try the alabama lane change with kelsey"

jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"

by rough dry butt sex... nstow March 14, 2011

Shingo-change-man

Japanese superhero whose function is to make the traffic lights change in your favour.

"If the lights don't change we'll be late. Shingo-change-man!"

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004