Chair Force

The most important part of the Airforce. Where the planning goes on. Where decisions are made.

Before the Airforce can do their work, the Chair Force tells them what to do.

by JB Weld February 21, 2017

Chair Tuba

another word for farting loudly or with musical qualities.

After that burrito, I was playing the chair tuba all afternoon!

by JohnnyTexas March 9, 2006

ass chair

a padded chair of which as been sat on for so long that there is an imprint of the user's butt in th chair.

dude1- "i got off the sofa the other day, and left the perfect imprint of my butt in the padding!"

dude2- "you've got yourself an ass chair!"

by realcelestialphoenix March 17, 2009

Facebook chair

Toilet

over text...

D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.

by Jashy December 7, 2010

chair jockey

Someone who only works in the office at his desk. Usually used to define someone who used to do field work, but due to promotions and age, only sits in a chair and watches others work for him.

Will and I used to inspect bridges together for the state, but ever since he turned 40 and got that promotion, he's nothing but a chair jockey now, barking orders to everyone out working in the field.

by flowplow March 5, 2009

wheely chair

A chair with wheels that kids usually fight over to get in school.

Bob: Hey man i want the wheely chair!
Gary: I got it first, go it on a normal chair loser!

by bbkingofb March 18, 2017

nigga chair

Black chair

Nigga 1: ima sit on this white chair
Nigga 2: were do I sit
Nigga 1: sit on dat nigga chair

by (Dubzlbc 69) YT July 1, 2020