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Middle Child Syndrome

an emotional scarring condition.
Middle children are known for ending up with the things that are too big for the baby in the family and too small for the oldest.
it is a known fact the youngest and oldest are treated differently than the middle child for the oldest is the first child aka favorite
and the smallest is the baby aka the last child known for getting whatever they desire because they are the "baby"

Middle Children sydrome includes
neglect, forgotten dates, and sometimes in bad cases forgetting they even exist.

i lived through this condition,
it is not fatal
just difficult.
a first born: OH i just got this GREAT new car!
a middle child: oh...i have to wait until my sister wrecks hers...then i can have that and they will get her a new one
a first born: oh Middle Child Syndrome, i see.
by yeayeayea. March 22, 2006
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Man-Child Syndrome

Not quite a man, not quite a child. Stuck somewhere in between. Has memories repressed from when he was a child
TA: He has man-child syndrome

TA: You know, he's not quite a man, not quite a child

Student: Oh Kinda like Zac Efron?
by Blabbermouth26 January 26, 2010
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Child Arsonist

One who commits the act of Child Arson
by Farrell Gilmour March 12, 2009
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innocent child

fun to hit with a car
there are no more examples of innocent children. i ran them all over.
by beatrizzle January 15, 2008
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child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.
Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.
by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007
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Bean Child

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!
by nugokk December 20, 2017
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Lana rhoades child

he's not fatherless, he's fatherful
lana rhoades child probably got gonorrhea and syphilis
by pseudonymong June 30, 2022
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