Canned Goods

I child is adopted and taken overseas for the sole purpose of illegal organ transplanting.

"Just between you and me, rumors say Johnny Doe was once canned goods for the Rockefellers."

by A_fabulous_assertion February 7, 2020

Canoed

Whilst overtaking another vehicle, this is the act of winding down your window, sticking your hands out and simulating canoeing strokes with an imaginary paddle. With the intention of letting them know how slowly they're going, and that they've been overtaken by a canoe.

"Ian, you've been canoed!"

by Regents Canoe Club November 3, 2013

Caked

The act of being surrounded by ass, so much ass that you could literally be smothered in it.

"Dude I was with my girl and her friends and they brought me to one of their houses, lets just say I got caked last night"

by cajuncape March 16, 2017

Carked it

To severely fuck something up to the point of no return

"I'm so sorry about your car, you really carked it in that crash"

"Man I absolutely carked my exam"

"amanda really carked it the other day when she got back with her ex"

by comegetyalljuice March 28, 2018

getting caked

A spin off of "getting iced" where you hide a shot-sized bottle of UV cake in your friend's pocket (or somewhere else) and the target is forced to drink the bottle on one knee when they find it.

Bro 1: "Yo, I was doing fine until I got caked by Gus last night. Then I threw up everywhere."

Bro 2: "Fuck icing people, nothing like getting caked!"

by Hoopa W December 20, 2011

caked

n. When a marijuana smoking device with a bowl is clogged and neds to be emptied out more than just giving it the usual quick tap.

That bowl piece is caked, needs some attention with a paperclip!

by Mike Lo October 4, 2005

Cankels

Dannielle Hall

If she wasn't such a trifling bitch, I'd never even notice Dannielle's cankels.

by can-kulz May 10, 2003