Candy Cane Cuck

Someone who loves Christmas a bit too much
She is such a Candy Cane Cuck, she has her Christmas decorations out in NOVEMBER.
by CinnaFox October 18, 2021
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candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023
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caning

Means to smoke a cigarette or joint insanely quick, usually while drunk or after cocaine as this causes you to excessively smoke.
Saw harry just cane a fag in 2 seconds!
been caning a fag buzzing off the nicotine
by Bigboy packet August 29, 2021
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Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.
My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”
by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021
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Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.
Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.
by dirtywords872 February 07, 2023
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walk cane

You were sent here by Amansher or the kid on Instagram called “memesofthelowground”
by Memes do ur mom November 22, 2021
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Fucking caned

An Australian slang term pronounced 'faaa-ken cayyynd,' meaning something 'really hurt.'
I hit my shins on that metal bar last week and it fucking caned mate!
by Mimsta August 02, 2022
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