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Sex Canyons

Two Dimples located directly above a females ass. Caused by lack of fat in the lower back. One of the sexiest portions of the female anatomy.
I don't know what to look at! Her ass or those Sex Canyons!
by IceWithHeata April 18, 2009
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Fart Cannon

An excessively large, let alone loud exaust on a car, mainly on the so called "rice burners", "ricers" etc. Apparently they figure that the louder one's car sounds, the faster. Also needs a minimum diameter of 6'' or 7''. In the end, as a result, these cars sound like beavers passing gas in the mud.
When I was walking down the street the other day, I heard this ungodly noise, so I turned around to see this "souped" up Import car coming by, and of course, fitted with an extra loud fart cannon. I could only laugh... I always say "Flat 6 internal combustion, accept no substitute. Only by Porsche."
by PORSCHE NUT May 19, 2010
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Cancun

A city in Mexico. A place to go to when you want to evade responsibility. Ted Cruz, a Texas Senator, vacationed here while millions of people in Texas were without power for days.
"Hey, bro, did you hear about that math test?"
"Yeah, man, I better pack my bags and hop on the nearest flight to Cancun."
by sarah_da_princess February 19, 2021
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Canon balls

When the water level of a toilet is too high and/or your ball sack droops too low and your nuts splash into the toilet water.
When Mr.Jenson's old ass dropped onto the toilet his severe case of canon balls nearly gave him an enema.
by Blackmailman May 7, 2010
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The cannons

The art of farting whilst having diarreha on the toilet. The result is a shit coated toilet and a brown ass. The thudding sound it makes sounds like a cannon
Person 1: Man I had the worst shit ever today after that kebab

Person 2: Count your self lucky, I had the cannons after eating at that new Mexican place

Person 1: Ahhh gross man, bet the girlfriend had a good time cleaning that
by glassybubbles122 November 15, 2011
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Canyon Yodeling

When a male or female administers cunnilingus on some realy tasty poontang. Lots of moaning involved.
Bianca loves it when I go Canyon Yodeling in her wet valley. She tends to scream in Brazilian Portuguese when I do that.
by Pepper November 2, 2004
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Ass Cannon

Ass Cannon

Characteristics of one with an Ass Cannon
1) This person, man or woman, is known for their explosive power stemming from their ass cheeks. Sometimes unable to control their talent, he or she must be careful when going to take a crap, otherwise people one floor down from the toilet may suffer the consequences as the floor above may break due to the explosiveness of her ass and fall upon this person.

2) One with a humongous ass cannon can also contribute to society. Ass cannons are only called upon by countries military, for example, Greece or Canada, when all other options have been exhausted. Code words: “Release the Kraken!!” are used to deploy the one with an explosive ass. The ass cannon always gets the job done, and leaves behind a devastating scenery of corpses, radiation clouds, and of course, poop.

3) Not only used by the military, those with ass cannons can serve to be useful at barbecues to fire up the grill, as they have the ability to spew deadly fire out their asses.
1) Person 1 with ass cannon: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM…. I did it again, the toilets clogged. I think the floor may have broken as well.
Brother: AAAGGGHH!!! It’s all over me!!!
Mom: *screaming* Your brother!!! He’s… he’s… dead.

2) Person 1: Mr. President, there are no more forces left, we have no other choice! Do what must be done!
Mr. President: *sighs*…This is a sad bitter day... execute order “Release the Kraken”. Get her ass cannon in here. May her future victims rest in peace for the horror they are about experience.

3) Chris: Nancy! Get your ass over here, fire this up! We’re having chicken.
Nancy: Okay, Let ‘er rip! *boom*
Chris: Your ass never fails, great work.
by Ass cannon101 June 4, 2010
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