Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008

callum

someone really nice and amazing cute

wow i like him hes callum

by minipa1 January 28, 2012

Calamity

Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.

1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.

by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014

Callum

A dangerous individual that holds grudge's and is a tormentor of anyone they hate, slightly psychotic.

Callum's likely to hunt you down, tie you to a tree and beat you with a piece of 2x4.

by Shifter KK October 6, 2009

callum

the best friend anyone could ask for, hes caring, funny and just dam cool. He's also all ways there for you and will never let you down.

callum

by reecewsb299 April 24, 2013

calm down killer

an expression used in america by young adults. Meaning dont freak out, relax, or simmer down.

"WTF???"- "calm down killer, its not that big of a deal"-Amy

by hahahhthisprovesmypointtaber December 10, 2009

Calm your tits

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018