calcoholic

Someone who is addicted to playing graphing calculator games.

Ryan is such a calcoholic I see him playing Pimp Quest on his TI-83 every day in the commons before class, during class, and even hanging out outside after school.

by Kool Mint Flava January 25, 2010

calculated risk

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.

Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .

by santidal December 20, 2013

calculator

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014

Calcitrificant

|kalˈseˈtrifikənt|

adjective.

1. a meaningless word that may be used in place of large words to confuse the less educated.
2. interchangeable with squanch, but classier.

This wine is most calcitrificant.
I know it's a joke; i was simply being calcitrificant.
I'm overwhelmed by the calcitrificance of it all.

by Egodeath June 18, 2018

Calcing

When a teacher at school bends over in front of you showing their ass in full show, double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

“Oh i love it when miss calc’s in my face, so round!, ahh i love Calcing!”

by Jojobeds January 24, 2022

yellow calculator

An insult towards an Asian

Girl 1: Yung Wee Yang is a yellow calculator
Girl 2: I can't stand yellow calculators

by NMC1990 December 15, 2015

calculator

a whore who does only nerds/ geeks

Yoko is such a calculator, EVERY nerd is pushin' on that!

by Yourm um Sface January 8, 2009