Fun Cuffs

Phrase used when a wife or girlfriend tells you under no circumstances are you to go out on a mad one with your mates

"Daz won't be joining us coz his mrs has slapped the fun cuffs on, probably coz he went missing for 3 days last time we went out!"

by Haloron February 16, 2010

Skin cuffs

When your pants ride above your socks and a band of skin is shown. Best when sitting in a business meeting.

John had skin cuffs today during the budget meeting. He needs longer pants.

by William Greenbriar May 11, 2014

fizzle cuffer

A person that arranges their social calendar and/or evaluates a committment to an activity, based upon their desire to maximize the opportunity to cuff with someone...thereby slowly fading away from being present with friends and obligations.

Person 1: “I thought he said he was going to be here”
Person 2: “He gave a ‘hard maybe’”
Person 1: “Yeah, he’s fizzling out. That time of year. He wants to get cuffed.”
Person 2: “What a fizzle cuffer”

by Itsaword October 23, 2018

cuffs

Things people on the television series Cops are not good at breaking.

"I can break these cuffs."
"You can't break those cuffs."

by Paylardo September 22, 2009

hog-cuffed

to hog-tie someone, with handcuffs and or legirons.

she was kinky, and really into my handcuff collection, so I hog-cuffed her. she dont like handcuffs anymore.

by kbr12080 April 26, 2011

Dutch Cufflinks

When a Gentleman inserts a fist into both a Lady's holes at the same time.

As referenced in the song by London band City On Fire;

"You put one in the brown, and one in the pink;
That's how you wear a girl like Dutch Cufflinks."

Gentleman: 'I'm gonna stick a fist in her fanny and a fist in her arse, and wear her like a pair of Dutch cufflinks...'

by southpaw6 May 4, 2011

Pee Pee Cuffer

Guy who cannot let go of his penis. aka chronic masterbater.

Bobby Belley is such a pee pee cuffer!!!

by lockalocka May 20, 2011