Godzilla concussion

When the big asian kid tries to do something but falls and smashes his head, shaking the entire classroom.

Man, did you see Hubert just pulled the biggest Godzilla concussion

by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

congressionalism

a belief system wherein human interaction and political structure drive a powerful populous against those in power leading to a lessened belief in God

Not sure whether they believed in God or not, the men discussed congressionalism referring to the people's political influence.

by afoundingfather February 19, 2011

Habit Conversion

When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important

Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch

Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")

by Critical Acclaim May 22, 2009

Inception Conception

When you get pregnant from sleep sex.

You're Pregnant?!" "Yeah, it was an inception conception!

by WithAnE July 2, 2011

satisfactory conclusion

Same thing as a Happy Ending, but more sophisticated sounding.

Jeremy got a satisfactory conclusion from his male masseuse.

by Neoark October 4, 2021

Dashboard Confessional

The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?

Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.

by Merlin122 October 23, 2004

dashboard confessional

SHIT. their lyrics suck. Jesus, I feel gay just thinking about them.

Gay guy: listen to this DC cd
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.

by Erasmus March 27, 2005