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MAGA Communist

An infantile, reactionary person that prevents any progress in the left wing. The aforementioned type will commonly attack the Transgender community and Jews, which only helps to serve the petite bourgeoisie/ruling class in the end.
Person 1: "I am a MAGA Communist"
Person 2: "In that case, I hope for your recovery to be swift."
by AgainstTransHate June 24, 2024
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Communist

"From each according to their ability; to each according to their need" as summarized by Jesus of Nazareth, Paul of Tarsus, and Karl Marx.
My Christian friends hate communists and I just don't understand it. Didn't Jesus saying that it is harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle?
by Lawless Lucy Levittown November 11, 2022
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communist

when someone jokingly or (uncommonly) seriously refers to someone as a communist or commie for a trivial reason
Me: hey, have you had that so-and-so broke in into some people's home.
Friend: yeah he's in jail now.
Friend of said friend: no shit Sherlock.
Friend: what a communist, with his jail time, and red hoodie.
by leftphoenix July 12, 2017
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fat russian communist

your dumass fat teacher that will not stop fucking talk about his god dam russian ansesters
no one wants to hear about your fucking russian ansestery now fucking teach the class you fat russian communist
by extra thick hunter April 25, 2019
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Communist Cat

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth
Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!
by Comedic Orange July 27, 2021
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Communist

Dumbass that typically comes from a wealthy family and is self conscious about it. Didn’t get much attention growing up so they attempt to destroy America as an attention grab and as a way of fitting in.
Dude screw the corporate world and my dad. I’m gonna go get back in this new mustang he bought me and tweet about this on my new iPhone my dad bought me for my 40th birthday. I love being a communist I finally found a place to fit in. Gonna go smash my overweight rich kid communist friend!
by Basedman126 August 29, 2022
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communist goat

A funny, yet awesome term (oft. used by young children) for a disobedient, annoying goat.
Goat: (Starts yowling and continues being a spaz)
Child: STOP IT, COMMUNIST GOAT!!!!
by Mr. Makuniru January 28, 2016
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