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I'm literally a communist

Said by a pro-communist journalist in the UK called Ash Sarkar in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she was a fan of Obama.

Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding her in unison like mindless sheep and denying Holodomor was a genocide (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of that and their mindlessness), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.
Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories: "I'm literally a communist! Just look at my name, I advocate sending people to the Soviet equivalent of concentration camps because I disagree with them!" yelled "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" before he was punched out by a sane person.
by Labour supporters eat dicks January 9, 2019
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Conneaut Communist Militia

A group of communist freedom fighters in Conneaut, Ohio. Their goal is to rid the town of nazis and sieze the means of production.
Hey look it's the Conneaut Communist Militia, they are beating nazis with shovels.
by comradegrizzly June 8, 2018
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Gay Communist

1. There are no gay communist, only commumist disguised as gays using gays and gay rights as tools.
2. Another example of how communist play everyone for fools and role people like dice.
"Closet communist hide in San Fransico pretending to be gay and gay communist, so that when someone bashes them, they can say it was because they were gay and not communist and make it seem safe to be a communist to the world; as well as to recruit gays to fight for them and use them as human shields, stooges, and secretly purge the gays of all communism resistant gays by various homicidal means and tortures"
by alsounderground864676245686554 September 4, 2012
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A Communist's Sickle

The painful boner of a person who originally thought masturbating back to back was a good a idea who instantly regrets their decision from the painful boner that they can't get rid of. Realizing that masturbating THIS effectively was only good in theory.
Guy 1: So how was last night?

Guy 2: Not good man. She blue-balled me so I went home and ended up getting a Communist's Sickle.
by Rasputin's Dirty Laundry February 17, 2014
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Grammar Communist

A Grammar Communist is a person that relentlessly corrects grammar mistakes, but influences the corrected person correct other people, thus "sharing" the need to use better grammar.
God, I just can't stop correcting people from saying "anyways" after that Grammar Communist told me that wasn't a word.
by Owl2059 June 10, 2022
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k-pop communist

Someone who started caring for issues that have been plaguing the world since the start of time only when they joined kpop twitter. Occasional activism includes “k-pop group is already rich stop making them richer!” whilst buying merch and music from other kpop groups and “use your money for better causes!” whilst being a privileged white teenager. Uses their own white struggles as an excuse when called out.
“Sarah, how do you constantly tweet about BTS being multimillionaires but never about how you’ve been to 14 other k-pop concerts? You’re a k-pop communist.”
by hinataluvr6969 July 29, 2020
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libertarian communist

Someone who doesn't understand that libertarianism and communism are two completely opposing ideologies and suffers tremendous amounts of cognitive dissonance.
I'm a libertarian communist, but I don't understand libertarianism or communism... so I'm both.
by KillroyJenkins February 19, 2017
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