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Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.
Christopher is so damn expensive
Christopher by Hsisjbekansjdibdhd November 10, 2025

Christopher

Christopher's are the nicest people you will meet. He will stay by your side and tease you a little bit. Have you ever met a Christopher who goes to therapy? I do. Sometimes I think he is my soulmate. He always makes me smile and he warms your heart. He is simply the best. I hope you get to meet a Christopher, just like I did.
I love Christopher
Christopher by GGHG clayzer March 24, 2026

Christopher

He is someone who will help anyone in need. He is the most romantic person and will take any opportunity to show it, when in a relationship. He compliments well and his kisses feel heaven-sent. He has all the qualities of a good man and will open the door for you any chance he gets. All-in-one type of person. He is very intellectual and creative. He always knows just what to say and when to say it. He is so affectionate, he makes everything feel better. He is a very serious person but also has a funny side to him. One of a kind. On a more sensitive side, he is slow to trust, with good reason. He doesn't show his emotions right away but when he knows he can trust you, he will show a more vulnerability. He has a soft heart that can cure any pain, but be careful with it because betrayal is the worst thing you can do to him. He is ineffable, which means "to great or extreme to express with words." He is also highly observant and quite analytical, so he notices everything, especially when you move different around him. Overall he is a genuine gentleman and will leave a mark on your heart forever.
"I feel horrible right now."
×touches Christopher*
"Ahh thats better!"

Christopher :) 

He likes his mom and dad. He also likes APG.
Christopher :) by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020

christopher :) 

He is a big kid with tons of Robux. He is loaded $_$
christopher :) by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020

Christopher Columbus

An Italian explorer who rediscovered a continent that most Europeans at the time had no previous knowledge of, and whose voyages set off further exploration and colonization of this "New World," resulting in his being credited for its discovery.
Things CAN be discovered more than once. In general, people in Europe didn't know about the Americas before Columbus' voyages, and the resulting colonization means that most of the people living in the Americas today are at least partially descended from Europeans. No one alive today who says that Columbus discovered America actually thinks the land was uninhabited when he found it. The proper understanding is that, from a eurocentric point of view, Christopher Columbus discovered America, which is true.
Christopher Columbus by Ima Linguist September 28, 2020