Definitions by surVIV(E)al

Christopher

A bald guy in his 30s in middle school who dresses like a grandpa

Christopher cook is so chopped and old

Christopher by surVIV(E)al November 10, 2025

Mr uncle

A really old bald substitute or teacher

Dawg Mr uncle called Evil jordan baldy's mom for sneezing

Mr uncle by surVIV(E)al November 10, 2025

Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs

Ugh Evil Jordan Baldy put a shirt on

Evil Jordan baldy by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025