Chode

1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.

2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.

Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.

Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.

by Clocked May 07, 2010

Chode

See also: Choad, Gooch

The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.

His forehead looks and feels like a chode, good sir.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long; someone fatter than they are tall

His chode was to small for the condem

by Daniel chill May 19, 2011

Chode

1.The friend that nobody really likes but you keep him there to call him mean names.

2.A stubby penis

1. Man Montana, why are you such a chode.
Montana:Why do you guys so mean?
guy 1:good question.....

2."That dudes packin a chode"

by JohnnyHopkinsBakeSale December 29, 2010

Chode

a small creepy gremlin
a small dick
small penis

nick is a chode

by snuggly rapist March 09, 2011

chode

1. (noun) A penis that is fatter than it is long.

2. NOT the area leading from your nuts to your ass. That would be known as the "Taint" or "Grundle."

Man, It's too bad Timmay can't get the girls because he confuses his "Chode" with his "Grundle."

by Roid Rager May 19, 2003

chode

Anybody that you hate or is being an ASSHOLE.

It can also be combined with other words to be more insulting.

God I hate Steve, he's such a chode.

Steve is such a fuckin chodeface.

by Funky February 07, 2003