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candy goth

This is usually a goth type person, who just mixes his/her(usually her) normal black with bright colors. Like striped socks from Hot Topic or something.
person: i love that goth chicks black and lime green striped socks
other person: she's not goth, she's "candy goth"
by TangoMaureen December 19, 2005
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Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009
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palm candy

Any image or likeness used to inspire masterbation.
This months copy of playboy had some great palm candy
by Rick "Aaarrnold" James December 10, 2006
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candy monday

Taking snapchats, while driving around late at night in a car playing music.
Michelle- Luis why didn’t you answer any of my calls last night?;)

Luis- Sorry, I was too busy playing Candy Monday you fetí klutzy
by Jack Dman June 22, 2019
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SHEEP CANDY

Any item or object used to lure a sheep into a sexual encounter, ie closer to the fence.
I' m goin out to the pasture to tend to the newbie. I dont know she looks a lil skidish I might want to bring the sheep candy and my loose boots.
by STEEL TOE BOMBER August 23, 2009
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Candy Hangover

Similar to hangover, a candy hangover is what happens in the days following Halloween when you eat too much candy. The symptoms include but are not limited to: headaches, stomach aches, nausea, puking, and being dehydrated.
"how much candy did you get?"
"tons! But i ate the whole bag and got a candy hangover."
by jeweledgirl November 1, 2011
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rabbit candy

A new drug consisting of epsom salts, methampethamines, cocaine, heroin, marijuana all encased and wrapped in monkey foreskins. Preferably smoked in pipes or injected intraveinously.
Hey Chad whats wrong with your rabbit?

I gave him this rabbit candy ive been hearing about.

Holy shit dude, hes ripping peoples heads off like the rabbit in Monty python!
by TommyKnockers August 23, 2014
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