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Birthday beatdown

The act of beating a friend senseless during his birthday. This custom is very common with young men of Mexican descent.
Dude 1: "Hey man, did you know it's chiquito's birthday today?"
Dude 2: "Orale holmes, let's give him a good birthday beatdown after school."
Dude 1: "Si-mon, make sure he doesn't skip 6th period to run home like a little bitch."
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
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Birth Control Hole

Using assfucking as a means to avoid pregnacy.
After she had her fifth kid from four different fathers Loretta would only let guys fuck her up her birth control hole.
by Chocolate Jizz March 24, 2006
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Post-Birth Abortion

An abortion that takes place shortly after birth. Basically just a kinder way to say homicide, or murder. Oftentimes, the motive is the revoked child support.
Friend: Hey how is that baby of yours?
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!
by tac135246 January 18, 2011
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take away my birthday

sarcastic response when someone warns you not to do something that is considered socially unacceptable
'You really shouldn't drop stink bombs in the class room the same day of finals.'

'What are they going to do? Take away my birthday?'
by raywuzhere@hotmail.com June 13, 2004
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Birthday-shift

Verb- The practice of celebrating one’s birthday on a different day because that person’s actual birthday is not convenient for the party thrower(s).
John: Dude… Jane is going to be so pissed off when we celebrate her birthday on Friday instead of her real birthday date on Wednesday. Missy isn’t going to be here on Wednesday so she forced us to pull a Birthday-shift.
by Zeke489 May 6, 2009
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Birthday Hangover

That shitty day that follows up your birthday
Chris: "Damn... my car wont start. Where are those cables?"

Karima:" hahahahaha, thats shitty."

Chris: "yeah, its a birthday hangover"
by Cuzimonfire October 27, 2010
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Birthday Cake Face

Someone who is wearing too much badly applied, thick makeup. So much, that it resembles icing on a cake.
Look at that birthday cake face, her make-ups so thick she could literally stick a few candles in it.
by pensereiffel November 15, 2010
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