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Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.
Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...
by anonymous June 29, 2025
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Buffet

When oral sex is performed on a woman
Last night I went over to her house and had the whole buffet
by TenaKnows July 23, 2019
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Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
by BrianDZ August 6, 2016
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steamy buffet

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.
by Diggin12 January 16, 2016
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Dirty buffet

When a sexual partner sucks poop out of an ass hole full of semen
Daddy Hagrid gave Hermone a dirty buffet
by Daddy Hagrid December 25, 2024
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Mongolian Buffet

Screaming loudly into a partner's anus while shaking your head vigorously. Similar to a "motor boat", but to the anus.
I knew it was love when we met at the Mongolian Buffet.
by glassandsteel March 27, 2015
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Buffet Da Gang

"Buffet Da Gang" is a term to address his group "The Buffet"/"Buffet"

"The Buffet"/"Buffet" is a group made by part time Twitch streamer BuffetBoyJohn where he jerks off and rubs nipples on call
"Buffet Da Gang" We get all the hoes (transgender hoes)🥒🧛🏽
"Buffet Da Gang" We like gay men🦇
"Buffet Da Gang" John got a thick ass booty🤤👅
"Buffet Da Gang" John chopped asf 😭
"Buffet Da Gang" We love Diddy party's 🎉🪩
by WydRed April 16, 2024
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