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Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).
Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.
by Neville544444 April 23, 2009
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Rookie The Buffet Slayer

Basically Rookie Eats Everything On The Table Or Floor In His Case
Alison:Wa u up to nick?
Nick: Nurrin much jus anging round with Rookie the buffet slayer
by Nicksta January 20, 2005
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Junkfood Buffet

a term used to describe a woman's vagina when different foods manage to fall into the labia. Foods include chocolate syrup, honey, whipped cream, pop rocks, cola, etc., all of which can be hazardous to ones weight overtime.
Dustin: "Stephen, your putting on a lot of weight."

Stephen: "Holly opened up the Junkfood Buffet a few weeks ago. Ive been eating out there recently"

Dustin: "Fuck-n-a"
by Dustin J. White October 25, 2008
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shrimp buffet

(v.) The act of receiving hand manipulation from your woman while also performing a shrimp job; shrimping.
After we came home drunk my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go to the shrimp buffet. I could not say no.
by Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy June 19, 2018
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kfc buffet

the kfc buffet is an act in which u lick mashed potatoes out of ur parterns bully button. and use the gravy to lubricate ur genitals.. following with the act of eating macoroni out of the man's arm pit. and putting buscuit's on the females nipple's. and the finshing act it is slapping ur partren with either a drumstick or breast chicken across the face.
one the first date tom and jane tired the kfc buffet ... it was delicous
by seidel parsons February 20, 2011
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Vampire Buffet

When a woman has a period she bleeds anally vampires like blood make the connection
Ashley: God im in such a bad mood with the vampire buffet in my panties right now
by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010
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Sticky Buffet

a term used to describe very amazing weed...... usually sticky
Thats the sticky buffet right there, i stuck a nug of that weed to the wall and it stayed there for a week,.. Untill i took it down and smoked it.
by Jack Mehoff alot tomorrow November 30, 2010
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