by Mike McKenzie September 4, 2006
Get the Choc-a-Block mug.1. The act of a black person explaining away negative facts or statistics about black people (e.g. crime rates, test scores, illegitimacy rates, net worth), or negative acts of black people, as primarily the fault of white people, racist power structures, slavery, and colonialism.
2. The act of a black person explaining that their son, nephew, cousin, did not commit that crime.
2. The act of a black person explaining that their son, nephew, cousin, did not commit that crime.
Al Sharpton was on TV blacksplaining away criticism of Obama as the grumblings of old, straight, crusty white people.
"He a good boy, he didn't rape that girl. He was gonna go to college and be a rapper," Takeisha Jackson blacksplained to NY1 after her son Davontae was arrested for raping the retarded 12 year old girl next door.
"He a good boy, he didn't rape that girl. He was gonna go to college and be a rapper," Takeisha Jackson blacksplained to NY1 after her son Davontae was arrested for raping the retarded 12 year old girl next door.
by Ricky Vaughn January 7, 2014
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When a girl has been hooked on a black cock, a blacksorcist will perform a blacksorcism in order to unhooked the girl from the black penis. Thus, breaking the spell: “once you go black, you never go back.”
-"Dude, that girl is completely hooked on Tyrone’s cock".
-"Yeah man, she needs to get back to the white side of the force".
-"True that! You should perform a blacksorcism on her".
-"Bro, that bitch be fixated on my sword".
-"Oh yeah nigga? Don’t let anyone blacksorcist her".
-"Hell no! That’s my hole right there".
-"Yeah man, she needs to get back to the white side of the force".
-"True that! You should perform a blacksorcism on her".
-"Bro, that bitch be fixated on my sword".
-"Oh yeah nigga? Don’t let anyone blacksorcist her".
-"Hell no! That’s my hole right there".
by Jadd December 10, 2012
Get the Blacksorcism mug.A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.
Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started
spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.
spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.
by Morphius13 July 13, 2016
Get the On the chopping block mug.Errata Corrige: In my last entry I stated that the All Blacks had lost around 1 in 5 of their last 40 games. They have in fact lost only 6 of the last 41 (an average of 1 defeat every 6.83 matches). An incredible record by anyone's standard.
by Parma Jack October 21, 2008
Get the All Blacks mug.The act of pulling up your programs list from the start menu to block the screen and your window tabs at the bottom of the screen. Usually used at school when a prick of a teacher is making sure you're doing your work. Also used if a porn addict is trying to cover up what website he's on, such as cumfiesta.com.
Zane: Shit Wagners coming!
John: Program Block him.
(Zane pulls up his programs list)
Wagner: I'm glad to see you're not on the internet.
(Wagner walks away)
Zane:Lick my balls Wagener. (He punches DeBolck in the face)
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Example 2:
DeBlock: cumfiesta.com is so great.
Lulu: Dan what are you doing?
DeBlock: (pulls up programs list quickly.) Nothing.
Lulu: Okay, I'm gonna go continue to get railed by Jeffas.
John: Program Block him.
(Zane pulls up his programs list)
Wagner: I'm glad to see you're not on the internet.
(Wagner walks away)
Zane:Lick my balls Wagener. (He punches DeBolck in the face)
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Example 2:
DeBlock: cumfiesta.com is so great.
Lulu: Dan what are you doing?
DeBlock: (pulls up programs list quickly.) Nothing.
Lulu: Okay, I'm gonna go continue to get railed by Jeffas.
by West Milly Wagnerfuckers May 27, 2010
Get the Program Block mug.You are doing one of three things while driving
1. slangin dope on the block real hard
2. thumpin music out tha trunk
3. just lookin or actin cool as you ride through tha hood
1. slangin dope on the block real hard
2. thumpin music out tha trunk
3. just lookin or actin cool as you ride through tha hood
by chris smith December 31, 2003
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