Being a Boyfriend

*The following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship

1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.

2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.

3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.

4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.

5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.

For these reasons, and many more (MANY more), many men have come to the conclusion that prostitutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.

by C_a_n_a_d_A February 8, 2009

behind the door

someone is "behind the door" when they only have a simple understanding of a situation, a person is ignorant or oblivious to the full meaning of a situation or is naive. Often used when talking about sexual meanings or situations.

"I don't think he understands"
"Yeh, he's a bit behind the door"

by Paul Barry Knowles May 28, 2008

Bejinxed

Unable to beat a high score while playing the popular game, Bejeweled.

Adrienne: Urgh! I usually beat Sara's Bejeweled score but this week I'm at the bottom of the score board. I've been bejinxed!

by AnaBanana317 March 5, 2010

am I being punk'd?

An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.

Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!

Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?

by Rated [R] February 9, 2007

Being a Chad

Usually identifies as a number 1 trades person. Always wearing white sunglasses and drives a jacked up truck. He is just the coolest person and will receive his women by offerings from non worthy opponents.

Hey babe haven't heard from you in awhile call me back when chad is done with you.

Wow man you're pretty good at welding but I know chad and he's the number 1 welder for this area and he's just the coolest fucking guy. Try being a chad

by Rjred1 December 13, 2019

Belinda Stronach

To suddenly change ones opinion or mind. (Canadian Conservative MP that defected over to the Liberal Party suddenly)

person 1 - I think we should go to Burger Kind instead of McDonalds.
person 2 - Don't you go all Belinda Stronach on me!

by Janice M. May 23, 2005

being lehn

To be a lehn you must spend most of your time online playing yahoo games. The highlight of your life is fantasy baseball. To be a lehn you must be a young man under 30 who smokes a pipe and always parks his car as far away from all other cars as possible. Also considered a meathead.

guy 1- what are you doing tonight, do you wanna go out for a drink?
guy 2- nah i don't wanna pick up chicks i am just going stay here and lehn around.
guy 1- so you are having a fondue party?
guy 2- yeah

by Jessica22 February 7, 2005