Bedroom Karate

A modern form of the martial art that involves earning belts through sleeping with people from various backgrounds and cultures.

White Belt - Caucasian
Yellow Belt - Asian
Black Belt with a white stripe - African- American girl with Caucasian tendencies

Steve: So glad you made me go to that party last night, finally hooked up with Cindy Lee, got that yellow belt! Master sensei!!

Mike: Textbook Bedroom Karate execution! Better put a white stripe on that, she's got tendencies for sure!

by motherlover213 November 24, 2013

Beeriod

A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.

Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder

Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.

Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod

Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!

by Fegelfatso April 13, 2014

Beeriod

When you spill beer on your crotch

Guy #1 (spills beer on his pants) Oh my god I just had my BEERIOD
Guy #2 ha ha pussy

by BEERPANTS December 15, 2010

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

Beerhood

A strong sense of pride in one’s ability to consume large quantities of beer

"I bet you $5 that you can't consume that entire case of beer."
"Are you questioning my beerhood?"

by WSUGodess May 21, 2010

beertologist

an expert drinker who knows weird facts about beer

guy 1: yo Christina got drunk and told me the freezing point of beer

guy 2: wow she must be a beertologist

by kybriefwarrior May 2, 2011

bedroom thang

is a dude that is not your man and yall casually share the same bed; the couple may have luv for each other but there is not established commitment. "

My bedroom thang on his way over." Chal, my #bedroom put it down last night."

by MunchieBJ August 29, 2015