Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.

"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."

by Cuckooo March 4, 2009

dirty batman

n: a fart freshly caught in someones hand.

"I can't believe that guy threw a dirty batman in your face!"

by Bradd Jones October 9, 2008

Batmanning

Sacrificing yourself and your image in order to save someone else's feelings.

In order to help his girlfriend get over him, he decided he would resort to batmanning.

by Whtlightnin September 24, 2014

bethany

1. a rad girl living in los angeles california

2. an incredible girl under the age of 25

That girl is a total bethany.

How many bethanys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 0 bethanys make boys do it for them.

by Mark W. S. March 5, 2008

Bethany

A bethany is hot and sexy. She loves to dance and sing, she is pretty much talented especially musically. She is a sweet person and loves being around people. Making new friends is always something she looks forward to. You can count on her whenever you need to. She matches up the best with "trevors" and doesnt get along with "kristis". Bethany isnt a mean person, she just hates bitches who go behind her back and try to bang on her boyfriend. Yet she still chooses to understand things the best she can.

she is so hot, she must be a bethany.
she dances great, i wonder if she's a bethany

by monokoru boo May 4, 2011

Texas batman

A sexual maneuver in which a man sneaks up behind the victim and simultaneously whispers "I am the bat" while inserting is throbbing erection into his targets rectum.

Frank: So I gave this girl the "Texas batman" the other night.
Jimmy: You sneaky bastard.

by Degenerates August 5, 2009

Batman Up

Related to man up and put on your big girl panties. To, rather than accepting a situation and move on like an adult, use your wits and body armor and fists and sense of theatrics to come to terms with it and possibly to campaign against similar situations in the future like an adult (or like a comic book fan).

More practical to apply in a metaphorical sense than a literal one, unless you particularly feel like joining a SWAT team or have inherited an incredibly large sum of money and a butler who might possibly be a former spy.

There is nothing wrong with being unable to batman up, and it is not healthy in every instance. But if you can then you're Batman.

Bob Smith manned up after his parents' tragic death and became a productive member of society. Bruce Wayne batmanned up, put on a cape, and took up punching people who cause tragic deaths of parents in the face. Bob Smith became a good husband and had children who he raised to be productive members of the workforce. Bruce Wayne dated Catwoman and took in tragic orphans who he raised able to put on capes and punch criminals in the face, and donated to charity.

Bro, I know your grandma is in the hospital and all, but we can batman up on that. Put your trenchcoat on, we're gonna research how to improve her life while she goes through chemo and join a 'punch cancer in the face' campaign.

Jenny's abusive ex-boyfriend started stalking her and she felt helpless and lived with it for a long time. Then, when it escalated, she courageously batmanned up and punched him in the face and got a restraining order. Now she fights for domestic abuse awareness and prevention, and takes self-defense classes in case she needs to punch him in the face again.

My friend batmanned up and quit meth cold-turkey. Then they got their GED and started working part-time to support volunteer working full-time.

I joined NaNoWriMo and panicked, but then I batmanned up and wrote every day. Now I have a novel and am considering starting up a program to provide literature and non-fiction for young girls that features badass women.

by rm mcrantyface August 1, 2011