frito bandito

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006

Penis Bandit

A penis bandit is someone who strikes with dicks when no one is around. There is a fine distinction between one who will draw penises for pleasure and one who sets a greater purpose to each shlong he draws. The more crafty and devious penis bandit is a person unbeknownst to the victim. The more mischevious penis bandit will strike psychological fear into the mind of his victim. There is often times a greater purpose to each shlong sent to the victim. The true craft of a penis bandit is unknown until s/he chooses to reveal their intentions.

Ross: Who's drawing all these elaborate penises?
Bundas: It's the penis bandit!! They drew a catfish penis! What the fuck!
Mike: Yo, that's meth!
Tyler: I wonder who it could be guys??
Dave: Bet it's that Trinni I live with!

by The Penis Bandit (Winters) March 25, 2010

ca-ca bandit

one who searches for anal

the ca ca bandit pounded her butt good

by poonhuntr August 20, 2003

Ass Bandit

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

by Guy Diesel January 19, 2006

dumping bandit

To take a crap at someones place and then leave.

Matt came to my house and left like the dumping bandit.

by Luap Sille March 7, 2005

ass bandit

Noah Sayres.

Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!

by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009

sticky bandit

When a girl gives a guy head, and just before ejaculating, the guy pulls out and cums on his hand. He then takes the load and slaps the girl in the face and runs away shouting "sticky bandit! sticky bandit!"

Dude, she used too much teeth so I gave her a sticky bandit.

by MattPR December 16, 2005