gas bandit

A gas bandit is someone who enjoys the smell of other people's farts. They will even get close to your ass just to get a little sample.

Fuckin gas bandits, fuck.

by fredsup March 25, 2009

Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.

Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.

by Blind Clown August 13, 2010

Spunk Bandit

Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout

“Your actually a mad spunk bandit”

by Melanie is Ginger April 23, 2020

bussy bandit

One who is addicted to having their bussy pounded by a squad of big dicked negros

Yo dude! Why does Cody’s fart smell like jizz?
It’s normal man. He’s addicted to having his bussy filled with spook splooge. Therefor he’s a bussy bandit

by (((Noticer))) June 22, 2022

coke can bandit

capable of humungous shits in the work place.

Coke can bandit

by Mike Thompson 1 December 15, 2008

phantom shit bandit

A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.

MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.

by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009

Back-Door Bandit

Noun ~ Some one who actively seeks and violates peoples or sexual partner's anus' for sexual pleasure.

Shaniqua: "So basically yeah, you know Tyrone? Yeah he threw me on the bed when we was gettin' freaky yeah and slid in all Snake like a Back-Door Bandit fam and he was sweatin' and wheezin' all over me yeah you get me?"

Denise: Yeah bitch i get'ch you

by CXN May 16, 2016