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The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020
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The Boiled One

An entity from Doctor Nowhere that haunts anyone who watched Broadcast 813 for the rest of their life and puts them into a Pseudocoma.

(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
"Upon the manifestation of my being in the future, you will be asleep in bed. I will be there and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me. But you will. And I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you." - The Boiled One
by jjrplz54 August 11, 2024
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Canecutters Boil

Where one testicle is protruding over the waistband of a man’s shorts
I turned around and the cunt had his canecutters boil hanging out
by PADDYTHEBADDY May 1, 2025
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Boiled

Someone who just recently comed
You were in the bath for a long time are you BOILED??
by notnick66 January 1, 2020
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Hard boiled

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.

The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
by anonymous/user June 6, 2024
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Cajun Boiled Nut

When you nut inside the spicy hot Louisianian girl you're taking a steaming bath with.
My girl said she wanted to stay in and take a bath, so I got in with her and gave her a cajun boiled nut.
by whatinthewhat November 17, 2018
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par boil

To boil a little while like vegetables or chicken or potatoes is to par boil.
by Train chef Mauro December 19, 2020
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