Moist Blanket 

A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.

Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.

"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."

Moist Blanket by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019

spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen

Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

spank-it blanket by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014

Human Blanket 

Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.

"I'm so tired..."
"Then let's go cuddle! I'll be your human blanket!"

Human Blanket by Ki9 October 20, 2011

man blanket 

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.

Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.

man blanket by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005

Flange Blanket 

Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.

E.g.

1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket

2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?

3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?

Flange Blanket by Andrew Pfanglang February 16, 2012

booze blanket

noun: the warmth generated by a sufficient amount of alcohol consumption. This booze blanket allows one to dress as scantily clad as desired and withstand the marine layer which falls upon the late nights of Isla Vista.

prude: "You're going to freeze your ass off if you go out wearing the dress you borrowed from that hooker!"
skank: "No I won't, not if I finish consuming this alcoholic beverage and get a good booze blanket going!"

booze blanket by Mer-n-Era October 19, 2005

Winter Blanket 

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

Winter Blanket by FckTuesday October 20, 2008