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Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.
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1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket

2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?

3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?
by Andrew Pfanglang January 25, 2012
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