I blame David Day

Whenever something goes wrong in your life, in the world, wherever, the expression to use is 'I blame David Day'. This started as an internet prank , so the story goes, but has become quite popular.Basically the expression allows you to blame anything that has gone wrong on this mysterious David Day.

Burnt my hand on the stove!I blame David Day!

Woke up this morning feeling sick!I blame David Day!

Floods in the East!I blame David Day!

by tazzibear October 19, 2011

finger blammed

A very aggressive, over the pants handjob for a girl.

At carb day 2014 I totally saw a girl getting finger blammed by 2 dudes on the beer pong table.

by theblammer June 14, 2014

fort blamass

I gay bar that Markiplier crated with the help of JackSepticEye.

Hey man, you wanna go to Fort Blamass?

by Kokovo May 16, 2016

oh blamo!

an exclamation used in the united kingdom, more commonly great britain. similar to the more popular "oh shit!" only proper way to say it is using a british accent

person a: "ough! i spilled me crumpets and tea everywhere"
person b: "oh blamo!"

by nelson 2 August 31, 2020

Woody blamire

When someone has a big penis

He has a woody Blamire

by Joemama2405 November 25, 2022

Blame It On The Bed

This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.

Ashley: What time you get up today?
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.

by aaron_768 February 10, 2007

blame hound

a third party who cops the blame for anothers indescretion.

I droped the worst fart the other day and used my baby son as my blame hound.

by Golden Leper July 3, 2003