When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.
I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife
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Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
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Girl: No please do we have to?
Guy: Its either that or a boat show.
Girl: Fine..
Girl: No please do we have to?
Guy: Its either that or a boat show.
Girl: Fine..
by MBM116 March 7, 2011
Get the Boat Show mug.A pathological ailment resulting from recreational activities while aboard a vessel of Holy Ship. Common etiological pathways include sharing of multiple champagne bottles, tiny handjobs, disrespecting the ship, or failure to ingest raw garlic cloves. Onset may begin as early as 1 day from time of sailing, lasting until 7 days post debarkation.
Suh brah? was holy ship lit or what fam?
yass, but I got boat aids from listening to bassnectar while on ship
yass, but I got boat aids from listening to bassnectar while on ship
by hs9235 January 18, 2017
Get the Boat Aids mug.A shuggy boat consists of 3 Geordies (circa 1995.) The middle Geordie lies down whilst the others grab an arm and a leg each. The two ‘shuggys’ pick up the ‘boat’ and swing said boat like a pirate ship in a theme park.
Eeee man! Terri and Amy gave Charlene a belta shuggy boat on Saturday. Charlenes arse was proper bruised after like.
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