BattlingBird1409

A very toxic person yet somehow is able to hold his toxicity (sometimes, rarely). Nonetheless he is capable of knowing where and when to not be toxic, which is a good thing. A fun person to play with (if you can get used to his toxicity), and a last but not least, he is a weeb.

Kid; Hey who the hell is BattlingBird1409

Trash: idk man, prob some noob

by Trashyzz May 25, 2020

baiting masters

1. masturbating but when you don't want others to know what it is.

Person 1: what did you do last night?
Person 2: Oh, nothing. I was just baiting masters.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Battinson

a portmanteau of Pattinson and Batman used to describe Robert Pattinson's version of Batman.

Battinson's costume looks the best.

by theamazingpsych February 6, 2022

Bathing the Gorrila

A sexual innuendo for masturbating in the bathroom.

"Paul. What did you do in the bathroom? I saw white liquid in there."
"I was bathing the Gorrila."

by IAmHungry4Memes February 23, 2022

Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.

Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇

by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022

speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Anger Bating

Anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about.

"Lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts"
"Naa, that'd be anger bating.

by annon_coward October 18, 2008