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my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.
Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*
by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024
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antons autistiske skildpadde

its a way to call your ginger friend autistic
omg hes such an antons autistiske skildpadde
by limskers December 8, 2023
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Dirty autistic

When you use a can of chili as lubricant while banging an autistic midget.
Dude, you totally forgot to bring the shredded cheese when i Dirty Autisticked that chick last night.
by Blaster jjj February 12, 2024
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AI Auditing

The act of habitually scrutinizing online posts for evidence of AI-generated content, often in a disparaging manner that undermines genuine engagement and distracts from the substance of conversations. Practiced by individuals who prioritize the detection of AI usage over contributing to or fostering meaningful discourse, AI auditing is criticized for its presumptive nature and the unwarranted skepticism it casts on participants' authenticity.
"Despite the insightful discussion on climate change, the thread quickly devolved into AI auditing, with several members accusing others of not crafting their responses personally."
by Vrykolakas February 21, 2024
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Convenient Autistic Cousin

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.

Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.

Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
by RockCat89 April 9, 2024
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autisim (autistic)

a neurological and developmental disorder that affects how people interact with others, communicate, learn, and behave.
person 1 are you autisim (autistic)
person 2 yea does not mean you can make fun of him
by big brain magic1976 January 5, 2025
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Legally Autistic

An unfortunate person who has just received a cure to autism by there mums being licked up on psychiatric drugs. After suffering at burth to there step mum and father putting there foot down on there balls to stop or suppress sexual hormones to emulate the inage of autism to gain powerpoibts and chances.
Dude 1: wow my balls dont hurt anymore and im horny.

Dude 2: whoa your left side is no longer wonky what happened your mum must have left the right nut drop.

Dude 1: nah man mums been locked up on respiridrone now shes the one thats legally autistic.
by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 10, 2025
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