asscock

weiner of a donkey that is sucked upon

i like to chug much asscock

by blake davis December 17, 2004

assboob

when u shit on a girls boobs and rub it in with ur ass

omg bc spearo has such big mitties (man titties) i gave him an assboob in the gym locker room

by timmy taint January 13, 2008

assclowning

a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth

Mary: hey honey, do you wanna have sex?
Frank: sure, but can we do some assclowning

by bobbynom13 January 11, 2013

asscock

A prolapsed anus used sexually.

"Guess what? I was butt-porkin' this fattie and when I pulled out, there it was! A big, delicious asscock, glistening in the moonlight! Needless to say, I was all over that shit!"

by Franklin Council on Sexual Deviance 2 December 13, 2008

assdoodle

a person that says random $#!+ that nobody understands. most commonly seen with fellow assdoodles, and they usually have the most assdoodley conversations.

Hannah is such an assdoodle, but the queen of all assdoodles is her best friend Lisa, who even confused herself once time.

by Bradleyyyy February 23, 2008

Assclown

Assclown is a common synonym used in place for "Presidential Candidate," regardless of political affiliations.

"So it is either Trump or Hillary this year. Why do the parties insist on giving us the two worst assclowns to vote for?"

"Time to go pick an assclown for President. Wish us luck for another four years."

by ArmyVet September 4, 2016

assclown

noun: person who makes an attempt to provide factual information that is clearly untrue.

A man walks into Southstreet and says "Erich" you are an assclown as he leaves.While calling Erich an assclown the man simulates a gesture utilized by clowns to simulate creating a horn noise while squeaking his nose.

by Treehouse Bahr September 22, 2005