assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

assettleine

A hotly-burning gas dat's good for warming a room so dat you can relax your behind on a chair and really get calm-'n'-comfy.

On chilly days, I give my torch-welders a half-dozen short breaks --- rather than two or three lengthy ones --- throughout da workday to come in and get warm if they have to work outdoors; my theory is dat they might develop an "assettleine" feeling with an extended rest-period in da toasty break-room, and then it would be difficult to get them to drowsily budge out of their cushy seats to venture out into da freezing temperatures again.

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

assept

A term used when someone self-invites themselves.

Also a reference to a Duke Dennis quote

yo bro my friend told me youre having a party bro ima pull up!!
assept bro...

by viv-vdog November 24, 2024

AsertsereSawedish Alphabet is a Abrasion: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-hapiens who are addicted to axolotls with fishbones on their chewing gum.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolots with fishbones on their chewing gum?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AsertsereSawedish Alphabet is a Abrasion: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

assestasia

An expulsion of one’s lower intestinal gases that causes a person and or pet, to temporarily go into a comatose state.

My GF caused a 7.5 richter scale fart with a stink that caused the dog to go into assestasia.

by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025

Asertion

(Adj)Often confused for Assertion, Asertion is a person whose life going by really fast, failing to grab onto anything, and succumbing to just letting it keep rolling. Making new friends just for them to leave, or having an opportunity arise then stripped away from them shortly after. When a person is Asertion, give them time, for they have been in unknown territory for awhile.

The girl wanted the boy to know that she was not leaving, but the boy was too Asertion to believe her.

by Asertion October 3, 2025

asset

The euphemism for "penis", as in "your asset turns on (erects) as you wake up in the morning"

When I saw the image of my girl friend wearing school uniform, I felt my asset turning on in the ways I didn’t expect!

by Emotional Cruiser December 8, 2025