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Animal

I know this definition will get voted down, because too many people here like murder, hate animals, and are overall idiots.

I always wanted to be an animal.

I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to be a chicken? You have to jump over somebody to get to where you're going, you're swimming in your own feces, you're surrounded by a shitload of other chickens and then killed at the age of 2 months... erm... okay, a pig.
You're castrated at birth and fed until you can't stand, and if you don't eat fast enough you're banged against concrete and shot if you aren't fat enough to slaughter... erm... cows?
Being constantly pregnant so you can provide milk to another species and then when you aren't "useful" enough you get to be turned into food... nope, being an animal kinda sucks.
Chickens... Eggs and "poultry"
Cows... Milk and "beef"
Pigs... "pork"

Yeah... I want to be enjoyed by people that eat me, and given French names that turn into English euphemisms...

Ahh, now that's a life.
by Vegan May 5, 2005
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Animalism

1. The preference of one animal over another.

2. The act of being excessively biased/prejudiced to one animal over another
Similar to racism, just with animals instead of races
Mark "Bro, I dont care if it IS Thanksgiving, Im eating steak"
Jacob "hey thats animalism!"

Mark "Im a dog lover, so you and your cat can go f*** yourselves"
Sandy "you animalist! Sometimes i dont think you love me"
by karmcy November 28, 2010
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emotional support animal

A scam used to bring your pet on an airplane with you for free.
Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.
by Premedmachine May 2, 2018
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animal

someone who is very experienced in a sexual manner, and is very confident in sed area of talents.
wow he is such an animal!
yeah especially since he has new girlfriend to show off for
by BaBBii Gurll4xx June 1, 2010
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Animal Barn

A modified eiffel tower with two women instead of one. Also commonly referred to as the Taj Mahal.
"It's feeding time at the animal barn"

"Dude, let's Taj Mahal those chicks over there."
by ketchfraize December 26, 2007
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Animal in bed

Is wild during sex
Girl 1: Do who was your date yesterday

Girl 2:oh he was kind and calm but a animal in bed
by That dude over there. Org June 27, 2019
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Crazy animal monkey sex

a. some good hard-core fuckin.

b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.
Jessie: man, I just need to relax.

James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!

Jessie: Ya, that too I guess
by Jemberly December 26, 2011
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