amazomesauce

A little bit of Amazing mixed with awesomesauce and stirred twice...

"That shannon mckechnie chick is amazomesauce. She should be bottled and sold for consumption"

by Shaymack August 15, 2012

Amazon Shits

You know you do it. It's when you're at work and shop Amazon while you're taking a dump. This medical condition normally only lasts about 15 minutes or til the bank sends you a confirmation email asking if the purchases charged to your account are legit

Brad was so discouraged by his worn out socks that he came down with the Amazon Shits.

by Sugar Bear Bill December 3, 2020

Amazon and Relax

Similar to Netflix and Chill but for Amazon.

Him: "Netflix and Chill?"
Her: "Nah, Amazon and Relax"
Him: "Huh? Ohhh!"

by Definer Andy January 18, 2021

AMAZON THIRTEEN

AMAZON just became the largest corporation on EARTH.

(CEO...JEFFREY PRESTON BEZOS.632)..

I WANT SOMETHING ( )JUST LIKE THIS.834..+ 13 = 847 - 632 - (13) = THIRTEEN
834 - 632 = THIRTEEN as this is AMAZON THIRTEEN.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021

amazonian plug

When a tall woman, over 6’0, overpowers a man with complete dominance, rendering him speechless that he realizes he likes butt stuff. The sexual equivalent of a male gateway drug.

Hey fellas, this 6’2 chick was an absolute Amazonian Plug last night… we’re all in our 30’s… you should try it!

by MandaPanda88 March 2, 2022

amazon jungle

a hairy ass fucking pussy.

Epov's snatch

by JD February 11, 2004

Amazon.com

A site that steals your money and fucks you in the ass

Jeff: DUDE! I got buffungled by Amazon.com with a 8-12 day shipping time!
Chris: At least you got your shit, mine got lost in the fucker-caust of mail.

by Ruckus Fox October 30, 2007