alpha skank

A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.

If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.

by bobsknobs November 26, 2013

Alpha House

The domicile that fosters camaraderie of the bois

Yo let’s meet at alpha house for some camaraderie with the bois

by mralphahouse December 8, 2019

Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event

With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party

by 22400michael March 9, 2011

Alpha and Luna

A dream team couple who met online and are two peas in a pod.

Omg! They are so cute together. What an Alpha and Luna.

Have you seen them in the library? So Alpha and Luna reading Philosophy.

Oh yeah, a match made in heaven...very Alpha and Luna.

by Luna Stark November 18, 2019

alpha yawn

The yawn that triggers a chain reaction of yawns around the room.

"Aw man, you're alpha yawn made everyone in the room yawn too :/"

by FuriousNick November 9, 2014

Alpha-Munchies

Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.

When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

Alpha male

In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;

Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes

Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

It's just cringe

Lmao he thinks he's an alpha male, that's so fuckin' cringe lol

by POTUS Official December 13, 2021