Accountability

Noun:
A word lacking a definite meaning. Often used in conjunction with the words "regulation", "greed", and "oversight" (all of which have equally vague definitions) on major news networks to elicit emotional responses from their braindead viewers.

Talking Head 1: I think that the greed on Wall Street, selfish people who make money, and the lack of oversight by the government are to blame for the failing economy.

Talking Head 2: Yeah! We need more accountability!

by srnty March 23, 2009

gimmick account

An account on the comedy app ifunny dedicated to posted one certain type of content. Usually they have a matching profile picture and can range from Airplane Facts to Rule 34 Anna and Elsa. These accounts can quickly become popular and develop their own large followings (example: Porksword, Airplane Friend, Info Checker, War On Tumblr, etc

Person 1: Airplane Fact: Airplane can fly
Person 2: Silence gimmick account

by 167543 July 11, 2020

Accordion God

To posess godlike powers with regards the playing of the accordion (the opposite of accordion monkey

'Martin White is an Accordion God'

by Ming the Merciless May 13, 2005

Accordion dick

An uncircumcised penis

I heard she broke up with Ralph after she saw his accordion dick.

by The dentist February 24, 2014

Private Bank account

Only those who own a private Bank can open this kind of account. Private banks do commercial business on paper only and do not tie assets to digital surveillance systems. There are no private online banks. Digital currency is all subject to the scrutiny of government regulators, private identity thieves, and scammers.

ALL DIGITAL CURRENCY IS SUBJECT TO BE SCRUTINIZED BY GOVERNMENTS. Bitcoin and all others included. You may hype it up and trade it among your friends all you want but you cannot eliminate the exchange rates that apply when cashing out or buying in.

My private Bank account is my freezer at home with a Bank balance of two gallons of frozen Blackberries having a net worth of whatever I may trade them for. Currently, Blackberry futures are still at $19.99 and holding steady. I am in this for the long run, and a Blackfoot redneck never gives up.

by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022

accounting

a secret way of referring to sex.

1. hey bitch, lets go do some accounting.

2. me and Stacy did some accounting before we got here.

by Limelemon101 February 21, 2009

fan account

an account dedicated to a celeb. i.e one direction fan accounts, justin bieber, cheryl, little mix, 5sos

"hey do you have a twitter account"
"yeah its a fan account for little mix"

by fangirlingrightherrrrrreeeeee October 7, 2013