attention deficit hyperlink disorder

The inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.

"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."

by www.eatnails.net September 3, 2011

Ascension

Used to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension

" Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? "
" YES! who isnt? "

by power_metal October 29, 2008

Attention Whore

applies to people craving attention, especially "emos" *looks up emo on internet* basically people who try to get attention from anyone and everyone by doing lots of v strange things.

emo1: "oomg i have one earring in AND last night i went to a gay bar"
emo2: "omg EVERYONE LOOK AT HER SHES SO COOL"
normalperson1: "shes such an attention whore"

by maaanda October 10, 2005

attention whore

1.inetrnet bots that will do anything for attention usually including 1 0r more of the following...
*repetedly posts messags in chat rooms about wanting to cam 2 cam with guys
*advertises nude pics for the whole world to see
*asks random guys to cyber
*usually the fat ugly girl in real life that goes online pertending to be someone their not
*brags to other people about being popular
i think that about covers it

omg that amanda is such a fat ass attention whore haha i stole her man hehe

by [e-mail] January 22, 2006

attention whore

Any female that can't help but draw attention to themselves. They will do this through any means necessary

Look at that bitch flashing everyone. She's such an attention whore

by sumgy1 May 12, 2009

attention whore

one who will do anything to be the center of attention.

raelyn paige montero is such an attention whore!

by hghuser989 November 26, 2010

attention whore

The extremely fat girl in school (or online) who pretends she's a punk/rocker to garner attention. She dresses outrageously for her weight, dyes her hair every other week, and usually has a sob story so that people who make fun of her behind her back will pity her for a few moments. They are ladder climbers and attach themselves, not unlike blood-sucking parasites, to the most popular person who will tolerate their presence. Usually are virgins for life. Talk in loud, masculine voices and may, from the back, look a lot like a boy. In later life many become lesbians.

Paige is such an attention whore, she weighs about three-hundred pounds...

by Frouogle August 11, 2005