ASSED

A state of not being in a normal state, whether its a result of drinkin too much, smokin too much, etc. or just being abnormal in ur "normal" state. Typically, it's utilized with a slew of other swear words or misspelled when typed because of an inability to properly spell when one is intoxicated. You may also want to stress the word "ass" when using the term, enunciating it as obnoxiously as you can. Now, one may ask why you need this word when you have the words "drunk", "faded", "hammered", "shitfaced", "inebriated", "hamsauced", "blazed", "stoned", "fucked up", etc. First of all, consider the word "ASSED" a universal term to describe the intoxicated state youre in. Instead of sayin youre drunk n high, you can say youre ASSED. Secondly, if you are in fact ASSED, you are far more intoxicated than the other words indicate. Finally, the term ASSED always has to be spelled in all capital letters to emphasize how it sounds wen it is used and to get the full meaning across.

The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. Once the word was uttered for the first time, it caught on like a hook to a fishs mouth n a whole family of similar words wer created, includin SHASSED, COCKLED, n SHASSCOCKLED. The word spread like an STD to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.

-"Hey, are you ASSED?"
"DUDE, I AM SO ASSED"

-"Hey, how ASSED are you??"
"DUDE, I'm more ASSED than a shitbitch off the cock of her tits dicking the fuck of the shitter"

-"Im tryna get ASSED tonight so I can get some ASS and fuck the assdick of the cockfuck in the bitchtitcunt"

-"Shit is FUCKED right now. IM ASSED"

-"Shitfuck bitchshit asscock nutdick dicked in the nip." <- Something someone might say if they were ASSED

by SASsed January 17, 2010

Ashes and wine

A relationship that will regretfully not work out. Origins: a song sang by A Fine Frenzy, named Ashes and Wine

Is there a chance you may change your mind? Or are we Ashes and Wine?
-A Fine Frenzy

by iluvkamakazi April 24, 2009

assassin

A hardcore ninja that doesn't care for all that Natrutard crap.

1.) Altair of Assassin's Creed
2.) Orange Jumpsuit Nazis

by Eroth January 9, 2008

Assassin

1) noun. Assassins were first referred to as Hashashins because they were given hashish and taken into a little garden slice of paradise. They were then told that if they died in their lord's service they would automatically return in death to this paradise, and have a harem of women. This was eventually shortened to assassins.
2) Adverb. To whoop some dude's ass with Kungfu grip.

Yo, man, that dude was straight out goin' assassin on them niggaz.

by Andrew December 9, 2002

assassination of abraham stinkin

When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.

I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

a group of vicious killers who travel from place to place earning large sums of money to kill people. They eventually turned on one of thier own, Black Mamba, and were subsequently wiped out in a raging rampage of revenge that took Black Mamba all over the world and reunited her with her daughter.

Elle Driver AKA California Mountain Snake was a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.

by The Gooch May 11, 2004

Assess the situation

To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.

by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016