alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017

Alpha male

In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;

Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes

Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

It's just cringe

Lmao he thinks he's an alpha male, that's so fuckin' cringe lol

by POTUS Official December 13, 2021

alpha skank

A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.

If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.

by bobsknobs November 26, 2013

Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.

So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart

by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016

Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!

Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt

by anonymous May 4, 2023

alpha period

A superior period that makes everyone other women sync to it

Mary: Have you gotten your. Period

Jane: No it synced with Nancy she has the Alpha period

by BeyoncèDG May 1, 2016

alpha troll

1) Someone that thinks he/she is the top troll in a chatroom/website/social media, known for taking on other trolls and trying to make them look amateurish compared to them.

2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.

Noodle: '' migule i find amazing how the trolls are fighting among each other today...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''

by elstud April 3, 2016