Air Job

Noun: The art or act of pantomiming a blow job.

It's like Air Guitar but with an Air Penis instead.

Verb: Air Jobbing
Kristy is such a prude and probably wouldn't touch a real dick, but damn! Did you see how hot she looked when she did that air job?
by Drakonnen June 08, 2010
Get the Air Job mug.

shit air

Air that was lingering in the hole, around shit, which smells horrible
Jacob farts

Yianni says, "ugh that's disgusting, that is some shit air right there."
by Yianni June 04, 2007
Get the shit air mug.

Air Pockets

Deflated empty tits

Tits that look like two skin pockets in need of filling. With the nipple right at the bottom misrepresenting where the button should be
I love my girlfriend I just wish she didn't have air pockets for tits
by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021
Get the Air Pockets mug.

air hug

When you hug someone but don't actually touch.
She was at the end of the road. I couldn't be bothered to walk all the way and hug her so I just gave her an air hug.
by X..Sam December 17, 2007
Get the air hug mug.

air guitaring

the art of trying to play guitar...without the guitar. This is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to no skills with guitar. OR people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked guitar solo in a Led Zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it.
1. Amanda is the best air guitarist ever.
by uh... March 03, 2005
Get the air guitaring mug.

air force

A branch of a military that defends its country through the use and exploitation of air and space. Most decent air forces have a fleet of fighters and bombers. The most advanced air force in the world is the United States Air Force, which controls the majority of the United States nuclear arsenal. Its main three high-level bombers, the Spirit, Lancer, and B-52 Stratofortress are all capable of extremely long ranges and nuclear loads.
Many people believe USAF enlisted personnel spend most of their time doing office work of sorts while their officers are flying high. That is not the case, as many enlisted men also fly on USAF aircraft (flight engineers/technicians, crew chiefs, etc.)
by Victor February 04, 2005
Get the air force mug.

Air Force

What Americans use to pwn everybody who isn't American.
Terrorist: Oh no its the Air Force they are going to pwn me
by Titanium Benj June 13, 2010
Get the Air Force mug.