Definitions by uh...

air guitaring

the art of trying to play guitar...without the guitar. This is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to no skills with guitar. OR people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked guitar solo in a Led Zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it.

1. Amanda is the best air guitarist ever.

air guitaring by uh... May 13, 2005

Douche Bag Mikey 

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

Douche Bag Mikey by Uh... June 26, 2003