ace

When a bowel movement is completed, and only one wipe of toilet paper is used to finish the job, that particular poop is referred to as an "ace".

Dude, i just took an ace!

by chucklesrutherford September 28, 2010

ace

extremly cool. Stuck up.

adam thought he was hell ace, cause of his new hair cut. Obv others thought different.

by randomm299 August 5, 2008

ace

The one testicled beast from Mississippi.

"Oh...So THATS why they call him Ace."

by bigbrainyteen September 17, 2007

ace

is the half of a deuced cigarette. if someone calls deuce on someones cigarette you can then call ace on that deuce.

guy 1 "i only got one cigarette left in my pack"
guy 2 "i call duece on that shit niggs!"
guy 3 "i call ace on your shit nicca!"

by Kev Nice April 17, 2006

Ace

When some thing is cool,awesome,Badass,Etc.

Abe:Dude stop what ever your doing and get over here and check out my myspace layout.
Matt: Sure what ever.
Abe: Okay check it it out.
Matt: Wow thats pretty Ace.

by Maldus34 March 20, 2009

ace apathy

The opposite of bi panic. When you're surrounded by attractive people but you're too focused on eating your garlic bread to give a shit.

"Hey, isn't Charlie kinda hot?"
"I don't care."

Asexual people frequently experience ace apathy.

by heudh3uidh April 22, 2022

ACS Law

A known 'scam' lawfirm that operate on the basis that innocent people are too scared by (barely)legal letters to fight them.

See: slyck.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=541494

ACS Law just sent a threatening letter to my elderly grandmother claiming she'd shared pornography online. She's in tears despite knowing she's never owned her own internet connection.

Sorry Mr. Smith but my daughter hasn't done her homework this week because she received a letter from ACS Law threatening to ruin her life.

Gavin, how are those idiots at ACS Law still practicing? Surely they're banned from the UK by now?

by Online Pirate September 23, 2010