floor coochie

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.

"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"

by SaxyWoman January 10, 2021

floor person

Someone who’s choice of seating is generally the floor over a chair or couch. Usually seen sitting cris cross apple sauce on the floor these people generally radiate a menacing aura

Oh Emily? She’s a floor person, she’s always sitting on the floor whenever we go out. She always complains she’s tired and proceeds to go sit down on the floor

by gloglo July 24, 2022

Skill Floor

The minimum level of skill needed to use something effectively, commonly in a video game.

In this game, glocks have a low skill floor as they are easy to use.

by Weerrpp November 10, 2022

floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna

i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

Floor stompers

Somebody with big and ugly feet. Bonus if they have unclipped toenails,

“my roommate doesn’t put on any house shoes and just walks around the place barefoot. I have to strain myself not to tell him “Bro. Put those floor stompers away””

by dundunhead April 10, 2022

floor technician

Fancy title for janitor

I just got hired as the new floor technician at Olympic Medical!

by liem May 14, 2014

Floor brush

A very janky broom. Commonly seen broken in half and/or missing many bristles used by single young men living alone

Where’d you put the floor brush?

by Moondoggi October 5, 2021